I'll go into the full story if people want them. I've been in a lot of interesting situations. Everyone is doing the 25 things about themselves right now. This is my version of it. I thought about doing it, but I didn't want to mix serious with funny. Every one of these is funny in some way or the other, even if it doesn't sound like it.....trust me. I could've done about 50, but these were the first 25 things that popped into my head. My criteria was something that I had only done once and had to be explained in one sentence. Please remember these are the punchlines. The story may not be what you think it is.... Ask me and I'll be glad to tell you. I try to make my life an open book.
1. I once threw up on people at a Tennessee football game
2. I once was escorted to a wedding in the back of a police car
3. I once chased someone down the hallway of a 4 star hotel naked....well with 1 sock on
4. I once took my shirt off at a nightclub and was left bare chested in the middle of the floor waving my shirt to "Take your shirt off, wave it round yo head like a helicopter"...that drew a crowd
5. I once ran over my friend's foot with my car
6. I once was stranded in the middle of a lake when it was lightning...bobbing in the water
7. I once had a transvestite that thought I was a good catch...I had to turn them down
8. I once had a foreigner lock himself in my garage and didn't know how to get out until I found him smiling in the dark
9. I once had a conversation with Pink and informed her that she would never make it....she made it
10. I once tried to use the same ID, but military, as my friend next to me....and when questioned about it my only response was, "...and your point is"
11. I once ran from the cops when they busted a party and I was underage, tripped in the middle of the road, flipped, landed on my feet and ran to the nearest gas station
12. I once set my friend up with the ugliest woman known to man...he's still never forgiven me
13. I once got out of a car in the middle of Macon, GA, in the middle of the street, because I didn't think someone was safe to drive
14. I once took someone down an advanced ski slope that they weren't ready for and they tore their ACL....I still feel bad
15. I once had a girl I was seeing that said the following, "I'm wearing Kevlar because my brother's been shooting at me"
16. I once got tackled into a window of a 3 story building
17. I once took the guys on a church trip to Hooters...it was big at the time :)
18. I once made a stranger really mad by saying, "Your mother makes good pancakes"....it was an insult, think about it
19. I once had hot wax poured on me...that hurt
20. I once had a conversation with a woman I didn't know, that broke in on me in a men's bathroom stall, explaining why I wasn't going to stop urinating so that she could sit down, but I did say I had good aim if she wanted to give it a try
21. I once had my brother chase me down the street with a knife threatening to kill me...we were young
22. I once had a rock thrown at me when I was at "College Gameday"...it hit the guy beside me
23. I once was with a guy that had his jeep set on fire by an ex-girlfriend...we were inside at the time
24. I once went to Jacksonville for 3 days and had my suitcase stolen by a homeless man the first day
25. I once played Jesus in an Easter play