Craigslist (Uno)

I'm a little worried about my protective sister whom I love. She is worried about me being alone even though I'm COMPLETELY ok with it. She's determined to go find me someone. So if she's gonna do that, I realized I was gonna have to beat her to the punch. So I did the only logical thing I could think of, went to craigslist and posted an ad. That's where you find em and sis if you think you can find someone better than I can with this ad, more power to ya:http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4w/984473160.html


Man seeking woman: I have lived in the domesticated world(marriage) and the jungle(single life). I am currently in the jungle. My nickname is UNO, cause they say I'm the one. I'm known for my singin and dancin skills...been compared to Justin Timberlake. Although my style is a little more breakdancing mixed with salsa, and you know I can shake it like a salt shaker....to the window and to the wall. I love riding my hog, but don't worry....there's room for two on this moped. If you give me a beat I can freestyle like none other..."You can't handle this bomb.....when I come up in yo house, you get scared like a mouse."....just a taste of what I'm capable of. I'm 5'11 1/4 inches tall of snow whiteness. I feel like my best look is sepia. That's why I insist that all my photos have a sepia finish. It's not picky, just keepin it real. It's the right light. I have all my teeth and added bonus a little bling bling. In an ocean of people I only seek one fish. I hope that's you. I've spent my time with catfish and I'm done with the bottom feeders. I would like to start at Applebee's with a delicious oreo cookie shake. Depending on that, we can check on dinner....gotta be stingy with the Benji's these days. Help this king find his queen. I can be what you need me to be. If you wanna take things slow that's fine, or if you wanna get married right away I can do that too....I ain't scurred. I know that once you get on the tire with Uno we'll keep rollin and rollin baby. Uno just needs to find his Dos. I don't know what it is, but these single women seem to be scared by the aura of Uno. It's just weird cause I know they like me...I know for a fact. It's like after 10 missed calls you would think they would see someone's tryin to get a hold of them, but I ain't got time to wait on them to call back. It just made me mad cause a few times I've been like "Answer the phone girl!!! I know you're home, I'm in your driveway. I see your car." It's whatever....like I said I'm done with the bottom feeders. The best way to describe my dress code is classy, yet rustic. I feel like the elegance of the bolo tie is underrated. I have a distinct scent, Aqua Velva. I've tried others, but there's not a finer musk. I never leave the house without it. I always make sure to put enough on so that when you see me you're immediately drawn in by the Velva scent. Well, I think I've described myself. It's time for me to find out about you. Email me your pic and send me a message. Just put your pic in the best light, whatever that might be. Just remember....everybody loves to play Uno....CHICKAHCHIKHA (that's my signature sign off pronounced chick ah chick ha)